one day ...
“Davies rd and Singletree Rd, 7:40 AM…” I mumble to myself as I glance over a bus schedule. It shouldn’t really be a problem. I mean after all my brother was going to the same place and he had been there before. I tie my laces on my new Reeboks, grab my bag and head out the door. The bus shows up at 8:10. Why does it have to be late today of all days? After I get on the bus I then realize what every person hates to realize. I have to go to the bathroom. Damn it! I knew I was forgetting something when I left the house. No problem, I just got to hold it. The bus driver seemed to be in a hurry because he kept driving over the speed humps with great vigor and the constant bouncing was not helping my situation. The seating on the bus was getting crowded and the person I was sitting next to get out a large bottle of Gatorade and starts drinking it there beside me. Oh man, this is getting worse. Finally, we arrive at our destination. Now, I had never been here before but went looking for restroom signs. Ahhh… I see it! I see the doorway and jump right in. Something seems strange I am not sure what it is. Oh forget it, I got to go! I kick the door in to a stall and shut it just as quick behind me. I then unzip and start going to town. Its like a fire hose. Then I hear some girls talking coming in. I clamp it off right quick. Oh it stings a bit. I hear them talking and one gets into the stall next to mine. Oh shit! This is the “Girls” bathroom! That’s why there were no urinals. I realize the way I am standing and the fact they can see my feet facing the toilet. So I turn around right quick and sit down. Then one of hem asks “Are you okay?” I say in as girly of a voice as I can “yes I am fine”. Now I am just sweating thinking about how am I going to get out of here without anyone seeing me? Now they are beginning to leave. I hear one of them say “ I think the Assembly is over”. Now is my chance. RING! Oh god no. I hear the hallway fill with a bunch of people. I can’t leave now. I have to wait it out. Then the bell rings a few minutes later. I don’t’ waste anytime thinking about it and just bolt out the door. No one saw me, but damn it, I don’t know what I am suppose to do because I missed the assembly. Worst first day of 7th grade ever!