JCK-AS-M26 Operating Manual:
Regarding Book Shelves:
Bookshelves are a necessity for décor. The purpose of bookshelves is to house evidence of depth and intelligence. Bookshelves can be obtained from Ikea, Pottery Barn and other furniture based establishments, however, the cost of these devices are clearly out of budget. You will obtain all necessary parts for bookshelf system. Hardware required: wood-preferably plywood, 6 cinderblocks. The plywood can usually be discovered along the side of the freeway. By acquiring the plywood this way you are also contributing to city cleanup. Well done. Cinderblocks can liberated from construction sites. Be sure to identify any security before entering. Remember, recon is important. Once you have obtained all necessary parts you may begin assembly. Once complete your next mission will be acquire books.
Regarding dishes:
Dishes are a necessity for living on your own. Required hardware is as follows: 2 Plates, 2 bowls. Under no standard circumstances are you to use any of the aforementioned hardware. All hardware should be kept sanitary and in optimum working order. Daily use of dishes will be provided by one of the following means:
1. You will be acquiring provisions from eateries you visit daily. These immediate foodstuff establishments will provide all necessary tableware. This is also an excellent time to obtain additional disposable tableware for base operations. Remember, it is effortless to take out the trash as opposed to sanitizing dishes.
2. For home use, Paper towels will act as a plate in a pinch. In addition, the sink is an ingenious device utilizing direct water refills and mess/spill management. Clean up time is optimum at 4.3 seconds.
The only circumstances that permit the use for dishes are when providing cuisine to intimate company. Then and only then may dishes be used to impress and establish a assumption of stellar eating habits.
Regarding Closet Space:
There is no need for a closet as your Dryer will provide all necessary storage for all clean clothes. Any Items Identified out side of said dryer are deemed "questionable" and should be washed, in which case it will end up in the aforementioned Dryer. In the unlikely event you are a guy with more clothes than a Dryer full, please transfer reserve clothing deposits to a pile by your bedroom door. If clothing pile locates itself to closer to the bed there will be an ever expanding risk of cross-contamination.
Regarding Cleaning:
Clean bathroom quarters, make bed and sleep above the bedding on Thursday night. Negligence is unavoidable in the early hours of Friday. If you happen to involve yourself in a friendly get together after work that leads to an intamite encounter a poor opinion of cleanliness could cause negotiations to close prematurely.
Bookshelves are a necessity for décor. The purpose of bookshelves is to house evidence of depth and intelligence. Bookshelves can be obtained from Ikea, Pottery Barn and other furniture based establishments, however, the cost of these devices are clearly out of budget. You will obtain all necessary parts for bookshelf system. Hardware required: wood-preferably plywood, 6 cinderblocks. The plywood can usually be discovered along the side of the freeway. By acquiring the plywood this way you are also contributing to city cleanup. Well done. Cinderblocks can liberated from construction sites. Be sure to identify any security before entering. Remember, recon is important. Once you have obtained all necessary parts you may begin assembly. Once complete your next mission will be acquire books.
Regarding dishes:
Dishes are a necessity for living on your own. Required hardware is as follows: 2 Plates, 2 bowls. Under no standard circumstances are you to use any of the aforementioned hardware. All hardware should be kept sanitary and in optimum working order. Daily use of dishes will be provided by one of the following means:
1. You will be acquiring provisions from eateries you visit daily. These immediate foodstuff establishments will provide all necessary tableware. This is also an excellent time to obtain additional disposable tableware for base operations. Remember, it is effortless to take out the trash as opposed to sanitizing dishes.
2. For home use, Paper towels will act as a plate in a pinch. In addition, the sink is an ingenious device utilizing direct water refills and mess/spill management. Clean up time is optimum at 4.3 seconds.
The only circumstances that permit the use for dishes are when providing cuisine to intimate company. Then and only then may dishes be used to impress and establish a assumption of stellar eating habits.
Regarding Closet Space:
There is no need for a closet as your Dryer will provide all necessary storage for all clean clothes. Any Items Identified out side of said dryer are deemed "questionable" and should be washed, in which case it will end up in the aforementioned Dryer. In the unlikely event you are a guy with more clothes than a Dryer full, please transfer reserve clothing deposits to a pile by your bedroom door. If clothing pile locates itself to closer to the bed there will be an ever expanding risk of cross-contamination.
Regarding Cleaning:
Clean bathroom quarters, make bed and sleep above the bedding on Thursday night. Negligence is unavoidable in the early hours of Friday. If you happen to involve yourself in a friendly get together after work that leads to an intamite encounter a poor opinion of cleanliness could cause negotiations to close prematurely.
posted by Unknown at 4/25/2006 10:40:00 PM
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